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What do you call an emotional support mouse with a positive attitude? A 'cheese-ful' companion!
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What do you call an emotional support goat? An 'emote-a-baaaah-l' companion!
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Why did the emotional support cat bring a tiny guitar to the session? It wanted to play some purr-therapy tunes!
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Why did the emotional support parrot join the therapy group? Because it wanted to talk about its squawk therapy!
Emotional Support Games
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Have you heard of emotional support video games? Yeah, every time you lose, they console you with, Hey, it's just pixels! But then you throw the controller, and they're like, Okay, maybe it's a bit more than pixels.
The Emotional Support Ghost
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I thought of getting an emotional support ghost. Yeah, something about having a supernatural entity seemed comforting. Until it started disappearing when things got tough. Hey, ghost, where did you go? Ghost: I'm emotionally unavailable.
The Emotional Support Food
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I heard about this emotional support mac and cheese. Yeah, it's for people who just can't handle life without a cheesy companion. I tried it, but every time I spilled some, it felt like a breakup. Come back, cheese!
Inanimate Support
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I tried to register my toaster as an emotional support device. Because, you know, who doesn't feel better with a crispy piece of bread in the morning? But they rejected it, saying, Sir, we draw the line at appliances with a 'burn' setting.
The Emotional Support Circus
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You know, I got on a plane the other day, and the guy next to me had an emotional support peacock! A peacock! I was just waiting for it to spread its feathers and announce: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the emotional support circus! Please fasten your seatbelts for the show.
The Emotional Support Weather
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I met someone who said they needed an emotional support weather app. It tells me when it's going to rain so I can prepare emotionally. I mean, what's next? Emotional support umbrellas?
Emotional Support Standup
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They say laughter is the best medicine, so I tried becoming an emotional support comedian. You know, just standing there, telling jokes, and comforting people. But after one show, they said, We wanted emotional support, not emotional trauma!
Over-the-Top Support
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I tried getting an emotional support goldfish. You know, for the times I felt a little down. But it kept forgetting it was supposed to be emotionally supportive! Every time I looked at it, it looked back at me like, Sorry, who are you again?
Emotional Support Plants
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I got myself an emotional support cactus. Yeah, every time someone gets too close emotionally, they quickly retract! Oh, I think we're getting too attached, ouch!
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