5 Jokes For Emotional Support Animal

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Updated on: Jul 29 2024

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In the Workplace

Introducing emotional support animals into a corporate environment
Tried bringing my emotional support snake to work. Co-workers freaked out. I told them, "He's here to teach us about handling stress – one slither at a time!

Public Transportation

Navigating the challenges of using unconventional emotional support animals on public transportation
Tried bringing my emotional support rooster on a crowded train. Everyone was glaring at me. I said, "He's here to help me wake up on time – consider it a public service, folks!

Therapy Session

The challenges of having an emotional support animal during therapy sessions
Tried bringing my emotional support hamster to therapy. Therapist asked, "What does it do for you?" I said, "Well, every time I start talking about my problems, he just starts running on that wheel – it's like my issues are his cardio workout!

Dating Life

Explaining your emotional support animal to a potential romantic partner
Date found out about my emotional support sloth. He said, "That's an unusual choice." I replied, "Well, he matches my pace in life – slow and steady, just like this relationship is about to become.

Airport Security

Dealing with unusual "emotional support animals" at the security checkpoint
I tried bringing my emotional support goldfish through security. The officer said, "Sorry, it needs to be in a clear plastic bag." I told him, "Well, it is, but now Fluffy's in shock because he just realized he's naked in public!

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