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What do you call an emo who loves cooking? A melancholy-culinary enthusiast!
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What's an emo's favorite exercise? Emotional lifting – it's like weightlifting, but with more feelings.
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What's an emo's favorite dessert? Mousse, because it's as smooth as their poetry!
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What's an emo's favorite type of math? Trigonometry - they love dealing with all those triangles of emotions!
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Why did the emo refuse to eat his vegetables? He didn't want to turnip his emotions!
Emo Hairstyles
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Emo hairstyles are something else. It's like they're trying to express their emotions through their hair. My hair expresses confusion in the morning; does that count as emo?
Emo Fitness
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I joined an emo gym. The workout routine consisted of lifting heavy eyeliner and doing cardio to the rhythm of heartbreak songs. Needless to say, I'm in great shape emotionally.
Emo GPS
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I heard emos are getting their own GPS navigation system. Instead of saying, Turn left in 500 feet, it just whispers, Turn left... into the abyss of your soul.
Emo Cooking Shows
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I was watching an emo cooking show the other day. The chef spent the entire time making blackened chicken. I thought, Isn't that just... burnt?
Emo Pets
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I heard emos make great pet owners. I mean, their pets probably love the fact that every day is Take Your Pet to the Abyss Day.
Emos and Selfies
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You ever notice how emos and selfies have a lot in common? I mean, one group is all about capturing their dark, moody moments, and the other is emo.
Emo Gardening
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I tried emo gardening once. Planted some seeds of despair, watered them with my tears, and all I got was a garden full of wilted hopes.
Emo Job Interviews
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Ever been to an emo job interview? The interviewer asked me where I see myself in five years, and I said, In the dark, probably wearing even darker clothes. Got the job, by the way.
Emo Weather Forecast
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I saw an emo doing the weather forecast. The forecast was just a black cloud over a sad face, and the only advice he gave was, Expect emotional showers.
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