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Why did the egghead refuse to play hide and seek? He didn't want to eggscramble his brains looking for himself!
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What did the egghead say when he won the spelling bee? 'I'm eggstremely good at cracking words!
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What did the egghead say to the comedian? 'You crack me up, but I've got eggstra yolks for you!
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What's an egghead's favorite dance? The scramble! It's really eggciting!
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What did the egghead chef say to the naughty egg? 'You're eggstraordinary, but you're still in hot water!
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What did the egghead say when he cracked a joke? 'I really cracked myself up!
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Why did the egghead start a band? He wanted to beat out some eggstraordinary tunes!
Eggheads Anonymous
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I got this note, egghead, and I thought, maybe I need to join a support group. So, I went to Eggheads Anonymous. It turns out, it's just a bunch of smart people sitting around, trying to figure out why they can't crack a joke without making it too egg-soteric.
Egghead Wisdom
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I got this note, egghead, and I thought, maybe it's time to drop some serious egghead wisdom on you all. Did you know that chickens lay eggs with different shell colors based on their breed? Yeah, I bet you didn't come here expecting a poultry fact, did you?
Cracking the Comedy Code
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I saw that note, egghead, and I thought, am I being insulted or complimented here? Like, is this a yolk on me? But then I realized, being an egghead just means I've got a lot of knowledge. So next time someone calls you an egghead, just tell them, Well, I guess I'm just cracking up smarter jokes than you!
Egghead Olympics
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I got this note, egghead, and I thought, why isn't there an Egghead Olympics? I mean, we could have events like the 100-meter dash to the library or synchronized problem-solving. The only downside is the medal ceremony would probably turn into a debate on the philosophical implications of winning.
The Egghead Chronicles
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You know, my ghostwriter gave me a note that just said egghead. Now, I'm not sure if they're calling me a nerd or if they're just obsessed with breakfast, but either way, I'm rolling with it. I mean, who wouldn't want to be an egghead? At least I'm not a scrambled brain, right?
Egghead Makeover
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So, I got this note, egghead, and I thought, maybe it's time for a makeover. I'm thinking of getting a tattoo of a fried egg on my forehead. That way, when people call me an egghead, I can say, Well, at least I've got my sunny-side-up sense of humor!
Egghead Identity Crisis
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I got this note that just said egghead, and I thought, maybe I've been living a lie. Do I really look like an egg? So, I went to the mirror, and let me tell you, if I'm an egghead, I must be one sunny-side-up looking fella.
Egghead's Guide to Relationships
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So, I got this note that just said egghead, and I thought, maybe it's a hint for my dating life. Like, maybe I should start using egg-related pick-up lines. Are you an egg? Because when I'm around you, I can't help but crack a smile. Who knew eggs could be so romantic?
Eggheads of the World Unite
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I got this note that said egghead, and I thought, maybe it's time for all the eggheads to unite. We could form a super-intelligent alliance and take over the world with our superior intellect. Just imagine, the world run by eggheads - finally, a world where puns are appreciated!
Eggs-traordinary Intelligence
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My ghostwriter dropped the egghead bomb on me. I was like, are they trying to tell me I'm brainy or just that I have an oval-shaped noggin? Well, jokes on them because I've decided to embrace it. From now on, I'm not just smart; I'm eggs-traordinarily intelligent.
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