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I tried doing a crossword puzzle the other day, thinking I could join the ranks of the eggheads who love these things. After five minutes, I realized I was more interested in making scrambled eggs than solving clues. At least breakfast doesn't judge my vocabulary.
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Ever notice how the smarter someone is, the more likely they are to misplace their glasses? It's like, "Congratulations on inventing the theory of relativity, now can you find your specs? They're on your forehead, egghead!
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I asked a genius for directions once, and they started explaining the shortest path using quantum tunneling and spatial warping. I just wanted to know if I should turn left or right. Lesson learned: Never ask an egghead for directions unless you have a Ph.D. in cartography.
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Have you ever tried to have a conversation with a genius? It's like talking to an egghead. They're so smart that when they crack a joke, you're not sure if it's a punchline or just a subtle yolk about your lack of intellect.
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I bought a book on advanced physics the other day. You know you're dealing with some serious eggheads when the footnotes have footnotes. I'm just trying to understand black holes, not decode the entire universe!
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You know you're dealing with an egghead when they start a sentence with "statistically speaking." I'm just trying to have a casual conversation, not attend a TED Talk on the probability of choosing the right cereal in the morning.
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You ever notice how the smartest people always have the messiest hair? It's like their brains are working so hard that they forget to send a memo to their hair follicles. If messy hair equals intelligence, then call me the Einstein of bedhead.
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You ever notice how we call someone a "hard-boiled egghead" when they're super smart? I mean, can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that eggs are now setting the standard for intelligence? I bet if Einstein were alive today, he'd be the original egghead, making omelets of knowledge!
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I recently attended a lecture on quantum mechanics. The only thing I understood was that the presenter was a certified egghead. I mean, if I wanted my brain to feel scrambled, I'd have just gone back to the crossword puzzle.
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