5 Jokes About Effectiveness

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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The Ineffective Chef

Trying to impress with subpar culinary skills
I made a cake for my friend's birthday. It's so effective; the candles melted before he could blow them out.

The Ineffective Superhero

Saving the day with a lackluster superpower
I asked him to fly me to work once, and he said, "Sure, but can we take the bus instead? My flying is not covered by insurance.

The Ineffective Detective

Solving crimes with an unconventional approach
His detective agency is so ineffective; they have a 100% success rate at finding missing persons because they never stop calling them.

The Ineffective Relationship Guru

Giving relationship advice with a twist
His book on relationships is called "The Art of Ineffective Compromise." Chapter one: Agreeing to disagree but not really agreeing.

The Ineffective Tech Support Guy

Resolving technical issues in a not-so-technical way
I told him my computer had a virus, and he said, "Try feeding it some antivirus software." I'm pretty sure my computer has gained weight.

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