5 Jokes For Edgar

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 25 2024

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Edgar, the UFO Spotter

Edgar is convinced he's being visited by aliens, but no one believes him.
Edgar set up a welcome mat for aliens. He's still waiting, but now the neighbors think he's just being friendly to dirt.

Edgar, the Conspiracy Theorist Chef

Edgar believes there's a secret ingredient in every recipe.
Edgar's signature dish? It's called the "Illumina-tea," where he brews tea and spills the conspiracy beans.

Edgar, the Fitness Freak with Trust Issues

Edgar thinks gym equipment is plotting against him.
Edgar's fitness tracker? He believes it's in a secret alliance with his refrigerator, plotting against his weight loss goals.

Edgar, the Superstitious Gamer

Edgar believes in gaming superstitions that affect his performance.
Edgar blames his losses on bad Wi-Fi signals. He says, "My internet is so slow, even my opponents have time to write me hate mail between moves.

Edgar, the Paranoid Neighbor

Edgar is convinced everyone is out to get him.
Edgar thinks his toaster is a spy. He said it's always popping up when he least expects it.

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