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What do you call it when you lend money to your ear? Giving it a 'loan'!
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My friend bet me $10 that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove 'pasta' him!
Listen Up!
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You ever notice how the word ear sounds a lot like here? I swear, every time someone says Listen up, my ears are like, Did you mean 'ear'? Because we're right here, buddy!
Ear-pocalypse
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You ever take out your earphones, and suddenly the entire world is way too loud? It's like my ears were protecting me from an impending ear-pocalypse, and now I'm left defenseless against the chaos of normal volume levels.
Ear Appreciation Day
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We need to have an Ear Appreciation Day. I mean, think about it. Our ears endure endless dad jokes, terrible music, and awkward small talk. They deserve a medal for their resilience. So, here's to you, ears, thanks for putting up with my nonsense!
Lost in Translation
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Ever try explaining a song to someone and realize you're terrible at it? You know, it's that one with the catchy beat and the cool guitar riff. My ears are like, Bro, do I look like a music streaming service? Give me the title, or I'm not playing anything!
Earphones vs. Earrings
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You know, wearing earphones and earrings at the same time is a real struggle. It's like my ears are having an identity crisis. One side's like, I'm vibing to music, and the other's like, I'm fancy, look at my bling! My ears are basically caught in an accessory showdown.
Phone Call Dilemma
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Answering the phone with earphones on is a real challenge. It's like trying to juggle two hot potatoes while riding a unicycle. One moment, you're listening to music, and the next, your grandma's on the line asking about your day. It's a multitasking masterpiece.
Whispering Secrets
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Why is it that whenever someone whispers, my ears suddenly become the most reliable spies? They perk up like, Oh, we're on a mission now! And then the person whispering ends up saying something like, I ate the last cookie. Well, congratulations, you just recruited my ears into the Cookie Investigation Agency.
Selective Hearing
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My wife accuses me of having selective hearing all the time. But let's be honest, it's not selective hearing; it's just that my ears have developed a sophisticated taste. They only pay attention to the important stuff, like pizza delivery or the sound of a can opening. Everything else is just background noise.
Earworm Epidemic
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You ever get a song stuck in your head, and it feels like your ears are hosting a never-ending concert? I asked my ears to play something else, and they're like, Sorry, we're fully booked with 'Baby Shark' right now. I think my ears secretly enjoy torturing me.
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