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The Overworked Ear
The ear that's tired of listening to all your problems.
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I asked my left ear if it wanted to hear a joke, and it said, "I've been listening to your jokes for years; I need a break." Even my own ears are on strike. Maybe I should consider ear therapy.
The Anxious Ear
The ear that's always worried about what it might hear.
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The other day, my left ear overheard someone whispering about me, and now it won't talk to my right ear. I'm stuck in a Cold War between my own ears. I just want inner peace, not inner ear conflicts!
The Selective Hearing Ear
Dealing with an ear that only hears what it wants to hear.
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I asked my right ear if it heard about the stock market crash, and it replied, "I thought you said 'socks for cats.' Why would I care about the economy when there are fashionable feline accessories to discuss?
The Social Ear
When your ear wants to be the life of the party but ends up hearing too much.
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My right ear is so social, it's started hosting its own podcast. It's called "Ear Exposure," where it spills all the eartastic secrets it hears. I'm just waiting for it to get its own Netflix special.
The Romantic Ear
Dealing with an ear that's too invested in your love life.
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I think my ears are conspiring to set me up with someone. Every time I walk by a cafe, my left ear nudges the right one, and they exchange secret signals. It's like my ears are running a covert dating agency.
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