10 Each Month Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 07 2025

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September is like the Monday of the year. You're back to work, and the summer fun is just a distant memory.
October is like a ghost—it's here, and suddenly it's gone. But at least it leaves candy behind.
Why did January start going to therapy? It couldn't get over its past.
June is the month when you realize you should've started working on your summer body in January. Oops.
March is the month when you realize your New Year's resolution was just a suggestion.
Why did January break up with February? It just felt a little too short-term.
I asked March if it wanted to go out. It said it had plans and couldn't commit.
November is the month when you learn the true meaning of 'turkey coma'—and you're thankful for it.
June is like the middle child of the year—everyone seems to forget about it.
July always feels like a barbecue—it starts off hot, and by the end, you're just waiting for it to be over.

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