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Why do we say, "I'll do it next month" like it's a magical time when our motivation levels will skyrocket? Newsflash: Procrastination has a calendar, and it's called each month.
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Why is it that birthdays seem to happen each month? I mean, come on, universe, spread them out a bit. I can only handle so much cake!
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Each month has its own set of weird holidays. National Pancake Day, Talk Like a Pirate Day – who comes up with these? I'm just waiting for National Stay in Your Pajamas and Binge-watch TV Day. That's a holiday I can get behind.
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The term "30-day free trial" is like a cruel joke each month. It's basically saying, "Here's a taste of happiness. Now give us your money or suffer the consequences.
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I love how we all become amateur meteorologists each month, checking the weather forecast like we're planning a military operation. "Okay, umbrella on the 15th, sunglasses on the 22nd. We got this!
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Each month has its own personality. January is the overachiever, trying to make us stick to those resolutions. By the time we get to December, it's like, "Eh, I'll start fresh next year.
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You ever notice how each month starts with a Monday? It's like the universe is playing a little prank on us. "Happy new month! Here's a Monday to get you started. Good luck!
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You ever notice that the gym attendance spikes each month around the first? It's like we're all collectively deciding that this is the month we'll finally get fit. Spoiler alert: It rarely happens.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about payday each month. It's like winning a small lottery, and you're the sole winner in the "I can pay my bills" category.
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