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Why did the dude with dreads start a rock band? He wanted to show off his natural rockstar look!
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Why did the dude with dreads bring a map to the party? He wanted to find the root of the fun!
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Why did the dude with dreads open a bakery? He wanted to make some bread-heads!
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Why did the dude with dreads become a gardener? He wanted to grow some root vibes!
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What do you call a dude with dreads who's always positive? An optimisthairy!
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Why did the dude with dreads bring a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw some attention to his locks!
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Why did the dude with dreads become a chef? He was great at creating 'hair'mazing recipes!
Dreadful Snacks
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You know you're dating a guy with dreads when you find hair ties in the kitchen next to the snacks. It's like, Is this for your hair, or are you preparing for a snack-time hairdo emergency? Either way, it's a hairy situation.
Dreadlock Jenga
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You ever play that game Jenga? Well, hanging out with dudes with dreads is like living in a perpetual game of Hair Jenga. You never know when a random strand is gonna fall out and break the harmony of the whole hairstyle. It's a risky game, my friends.
Dreadlocks Dilemma
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You ever notice dudes with dreads always look like they're in a constant battle between wanting to be a peaceful Rastafarian and a headbanging metal guitarist? It's like their hair is having an identity crisis. Should I chill and meditate, or should I join a mosh pit?
Dreaded Day at the Salon
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I went to a salon the other day, and there was a guy with dreads getting them done. It was like a hair salon meets a rock concert. I almost expected someone to crowd-surf over to the shampoo station. It's the only salon where the hairdresser asks, Do you want your dreads medium rare or well done?
Dread Expectations
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I saw a guy with dreadlocks the other day, and I thought, Man, he must have so many secrets hidden in those locks. I asked him if he had the meaning of life in there, and he said, Nah, just a couple of leftover pizza crumbs and a lost pen.
Dreadlock Houdini
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I swear, dudes with dreads are like magicians. One moment, you see them with a full head of hair, and the next, they've pulled off a disappearing act, leaving a trail of lost hair on the ground. Now you see it, now you don't!
Dreadlock Zen
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Dudes with dreads are the gurus of patience. I mean, have you ever tried growing your hair for years without combing it? That's some next-level zen. I can't even go a week without wanting to pull out the scissors and declare a personal hair apocalypse.
Dreadful Pillow Talk
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I dated a guy with dreads once. Pillow talk turned into a negotiation on whether or not we should use his hair as a blanket or a makeshift curtain. Romance is all fun and games until you accidentally braid yourself to your partner while sleeping.
Dreadlock Weather Forecast
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Dudes with dreads are like human weather vanes. You can tell how windy it is just by looking at their hair. They're the live forecast we never asked for. Today's forecast: scattered showers and a chance of dreadlock tornadoes.
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