7 Jokes For Dude

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Updated on: Jun 24 2025

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Why did the dude become a musician? Because he wanted to be in 'harmony' with his inner dude!
Why did the dude become a gardener? Because he wanted to 'grow' as an individual!
I asked the dude if he could make a sandwich. He said, 'Sure, but it'll be a little 'grate'.
I told the dude he should be a gardener. He said he couldn't because his plants kept 'dying' to see him.
I told the dude he should be a comedian. He said he was 'born to be wry.
I asked the dude if he could fix my computer. He replied, 'Have you tried turning it off and then being a dude about it?
I asked the dude if he could fix my broken pencil. He said, 'Sorry, I'm not really good at 'pointless' tasks.

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