5 Jokes For Dude

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 24 2025

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The Superstitious Dude

Extremely superstitious
He avoids black cats like they're carrying a grudge. I said, "What if it's a black cat with a white stripe?" He said, "That's a zebra in disguise, and I'm not taking any chances.

The Forgetful Dude

Constantly forgetting things
His memory is like a Netflix show. You ask him about Season 1 (last week), and he's like, "I don't remember the details, but it had some good episodes.

The Health Freak Dude

Obsessed with health and fitness
He's into these bizarre diets. I told him about the seafood diet, where you see food and eat it. He said, "Nah, I'm on a 'see food and Instagram it' diet." Well, as long as he's hashtagging his veggies.

The Conspiracy Dude

Believes in wild conspiracy theories
He's convinced that the government is hiding secrets about Bigfoot. I said, "Maybe Bigfoot is just really good at hide-and-seek." He replied, "Or maybe he's just shy.

The Tech-Challenged Dude

Struggles with technology
He thinks cloud storage means throwing his computer out the window and hoping it lands on a fluffy cloud. I asked him, "Did you back up your files?" He said, "Yeah, I threw the whole laptop out the window—backup complete!

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