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The Weary Gardener
The droop of a neglected plant
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I got a cactus because they're supposed to be low maintenance. Turns out, even a cactus can't survive my level of neglect. It's not a droop; it's a cry for help.
The Aging Slinky
The droop of an old Slinky
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My Slinky is so out of shape; it doesn't even recognize itself. It used to be a toy; now it's a metaphor for middle age.
The Deflated Balloon
The droop of a deflated balloon
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I tried to impress someone by doing a cartwheel the other day. It was less acrobatics, more deflated balloon rolling down a hill.
The Sad Soufflé
The droop of a soufflé that didn't rise
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I made a cake for my friend's birthday. It was so flat; I told them it was a minimalist design. It's not a droop; it's avant-garde baking.
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