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My driving instructor told me I should always use my seatbelt. I guess he's supportive of my safety belt-er decisions.
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Why did the tomato turn red during the driving test? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the scarecrow pass his driving test? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the car take the driving test? It wanted to get to the other side of the road without any accidents.
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Why did the bicycle go to traffic school? It wanted to be a two-tired vehicle.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like my excuses during the driving test.
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Why did the banana go to traffic school? It had to learn to drive in the bunch.
Parallel Parking: The Ultimate Relationship Test
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Parallel parking is the ultimate test of a relationship. If you can navigate that tight spot without arguing, congratulations, you're ready for marriage. If not, well, at least you've mastered the art of walking away from a parked car in silence.
Traffic Light Theories
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Approaching a yellow light during the test feels like choosing between two bad options. It's like, do I slam on the brakes and risk whiplash, or do I channel my inner Vin Diesel and pray for a sequel?
The Driving Test
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You know, taking the driving test is a lot like a first date. You're nervous, someone's judging your every move, and parallel parking suddenly becomes the most awkward dance you've ever done.
Brake, Gas, Panic!
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I recently took my driving test, and the instructor told me to merge onto the highway. I thought, Great, I can barely merge my socks in the morning, and now you want me to merge into traffic doing 65?!
GPS vs. Human Instinct
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I love how during the driving test, they say, Don't rely solely on your GPS; use your instincts. My instincts told me to pull over, cry, and ask Siri to take the wheel.
Driving Test Day Dreams
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During my driving test, I zoned out for a second and imagined the instructor saying, You've passed! Here's your license and a lifetime supply of confidence. Reality hit, and all I got was a piece of paper and a newfound fear of roundabouts.
License to Thrill (or Not)
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Getting your driver's license is like getting a license to thrill. Except, in my case, the only thrill was realizing I could finally go to the drive-thru without awkwardly borrowing someone else's car.
Blinkers, the Unsung Heroes
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Blinkers are like the forgotten superheroes of driving. You never appreciate them until you're in a car with someone who doesn't use them. Suddenly, you're a passenger in a vehicular mystery novel - Where are we turning? Are we turning? Is life just a series of unexpected lefts?
Horn Honking Etiquette
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They say honking your horn is a way of communication on the road. I thought, Great, I'm fluent in Morse code for 'I have no idea where I'm going!' My horn became the soundtrack of my driving test symphony.
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