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Taking a driving test is like participating in a silent movie. You communicate with the instructor through awkward hand signals, and every mistake feels like a dramatic plot twist.
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Parallel parking during the driving test feels like trying to fit your life's problems into a small space. "Okay, I've got my self-doubt here, my insecurities there, and a little bit of existential crisis in between.
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I asked the driving instructor if using a GPS during the test was allowed. They said no, but honestly, if I can't follow GPS instructions, I probably shouldn't be trusted to operate a vehicle.
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During the driving test, the instructor told me to make a complete stop. I did, and then I waited for applause. I mean, I stopped so well; I thought a standing ovation was in order.
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Why is it that during the driving test, every pedestrian suddenly thinks they're auditioning for a slow-motion scene in an action movie? I'm just trying to make a right turn, not shoot an epic chase sequence!
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You know, taking a driving test is like a real-life game of Mario Kart. The instructor is Princess Peach, sitting all calm while I'm desperately trying not to hit any imaginary banana peels.
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I approached a stop sign during my driving test, and there was a squirrel just casually munching on a nut. I thought, "Oh great, now even the wildlife is judging my ability to obey traffic laws.
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The driving test is the only time I've been asked to "merge seamlessly into traffic." I can barely merge seamlessly into a conversation; now you want me to do it on a freeway?
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The driving test is the only exam where it's acceptable to fail a U-turn. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to judge my driving skills based on how smoothly I can pivot a car in the middle of the road?
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