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I love how they teach you about defensive driving, as if the roads are a battlefield. "Watch out for aggressive drivers," they say. Well, I'm just trying to survive the commute without accidentally honking at someone for no reason.
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So, I recently signed up for drivers ed, and I swear it feels like I'm preparing for a mission to Mars. They hand you this manual thicker than a Harry Potter book, and I'm just thinking, "I just want to make it through the drive-thru without accidentally ordering a tank.
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The moment they hand you that temporary license after passing drivers ed, you feel this surge of freedom. It's like, "Congratulations, you've successfully learned to navigate the concrete jungle. Now go forth and resist the urge to turn every pothole into a speed bump.
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They say practice makes perfect, but I'm convinced they've never tried parallel parking in a crowded street with impatient drivers behind you. It's less "practice makes perfect" and more "practice makes me the reason for road rage.
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The instructors in drivers ed always have this calm demeanor, telling you to stay cool under pressure. Meanwhile, I'm gripping the wheel like it's the last piece of pizza at a party, praying that parallel parking won't be the end of me.
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Drivers ed is like attending a crash course in survival, quite literally. They teach you how to navigate a four-way stop, but what about the unspoken rules of avoiding eye contact with the car next to you during the awkward dance of merging lanes? Can we get a chapter on that?
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The most unrealistic part of drivers ed is when they tell you to signal and confidently change lanes. I signal, start merging, and suddenly I'm questioning if I've accidentally entered the realm of the Bermuda Triangle, because where did all these cars come from?
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In drivers ed, they show you those gruesome videos of accidents to scare you into being a responsible driver. But let's be honest, after watching those, I'm not just a cautious driver; I'm practically a NASCAR driver with my eyes on the rearview mirror at all times.
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So, in drivers ed, they teach you about the importance of a "safety cushion" between you and the car in front. But let's face it, in rush hour traffic, my safety cushion is about as spacious as the legroom in economy class on a budget airline.
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