5 Jokes For Drivers Ed

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 16 2025

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The Nervous Nelly

Anxiety about every possible driving scenario
Parallel parking is a nightmare. I'm there trying to fit into a space big enough for a Hot Wheels car, and the instructor's like, 'You've got plenty of room.' Room for what? A garden gnome?

The Reluctant Senior

Feeling too old for drivers ed
I'm taking drivers ed because my grandkids said I need to stay updated. I told them, 'Back in my day, we didn't have GPS. We had a map and a sixth sense for finding the nearest diner with good pie.'

The Overconfident Teenager

Overestimating driving skills
You know you're a great driver when the instructor says, 'Keep both hands on the wheel,' and you're like, 'Nah, I need one hand for my phone and the other for my snack. Multitasking, baby!'

The Know-It-All Parent

Balancing between being supportive and being a backseat driver
I'm just trying to be a supportive parent. When the instructor said, 'Stay in your lane,' I whispered to my kid, 'But be ready to take over if someone else messes up. And trust me, they will.'

The Conspiracy Theorist

Believing that every traffic rule is a government conspiracy
Turn signals? More like mind control devices. They want us to signal our intentions so they can predict our every move. I'm driving incognito, no signals, just to keep them guessing.

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