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Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
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Why did the car bring a pencil to the race? Because it wanted to draw attention!
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!
The Drive of Shame
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I hate when you're at the drive-thru, and the person in front of you takes forever to order. It's like, Hey, this isn't the DMV; it's a fast-food joint! If you're gonna take that long, we should at least get relationship counseling coupons with our meals.
Lost in Translation: GPS Edition
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I recently upgraded my GPS, and now it's like having a passive-aggressive backseat driver. It's always like, In 500 feet, turn left. And I'm thinking, Okay, but do I really need that kind of commitment right now? Can we just keep things casual, GPS?
Drive-Thru Time Travel
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Drive-thrus are like time machines. You pull up, place an order, and suddenly you're transported to the future where you're either regretting eating that extra-large meal or celebrating the genius decision you made. It's a culinary gamble.
Drive-Thru Therapy
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I think drive-thrus should offer therapy sessions. You pull up, and instead of asking, Do you want fries with that? they ask, How are you feeling today? Need to vent about your day while waiting for your nuggets? It's fast food for the soul.
The Drive-Thru Whisperer
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Why do drive-thru speakers always sound like they're auditioning for a role in a horror movie? Welcome to [fast food place]. Would you like to try our new... CHICKEN SANDWICH? I feel like I need to order a crucifix with my fries just to be safe.
Drive-Thru Confessions
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The other day, I went through a drive-thru, and the cashier said, Your total is $19.95. I handed them a twenty and said, Keep the change. And for a moment, I felt like I just won the lottery, like, Yes, I'm officially a high roller in the world of fast food finance!
Confessions of a Backseat Chef
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild night is choosing between Mild, Medium, or Hot salsa at the drive-thru. It's like a spicy game of Russian roulette with my digestive system.
The Drive-Thru Dilemma
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You ever notice how drive-thrus are the only place where you're expected to decide your entire future in a split second? Do I want fries with that? Uh, yes, but do I want to commit to fries for the rest of my life? That's a big decision at 2 AM!
Drive-Thru Linguistics
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Drive-thrus need their own language. I'm tired of trying to decipher what extra ketchup means. Does it mean a flood of ketchup that could sink a small ship? Or are we talking a polite drizzle? I need a drive-thru Rosetta Stone.
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