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Drive-thru etiquette is a delicate art. You have to strategize your order so it doesn't sound like you're feeding a small army, but also make sure it's enough to sustain you until the next meal. It's a culinary balancing act.
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It's funny how we all become professional DJs in the car. The moment we hit the road, we're like, "Alright, let's queue up the perfect driving playlist." Because nothing enhances the driving experience like a well-timed air drum solo at a red light.
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Have you ever noticed that the person in the car in front of you at the drive-thru always seems to be ordering for a group of people who apparently have never eaten before? "I'll take 17 burgers, 12 fries, and a small Diet Coke. Gotta watch my figure.
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Why do we press harder on the gas pedal when we're looking for a parking space? It's not like the car can magically create one if you apply enough pressure. "Come on, little car, find us a spot. We believe in you!
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Drive-thru conversations are a unique form of communication. You're speaking through a crackling speaker, trying to figure out if they understood "no pickles" or if you'll end up with the most pickle-packed burger of your life. It's a pickle roulette.
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I love how GPS technology tries to make you feel better about traffic. It's like, "In 10 minutes, you will arrive." Yeah, but what about the hour I just spent going five miles? Can we have a GPS that throws in a virtual massage or something?
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You ever notice how the drive-thru at a fast-food place has two speeds? There's the "I'm hungry, let's do this" speed, and then there's the "I've been waiting for five minutes, where's my food?" speed. It's like they have a secret button back there that determines how fast they want to mess with your hunger levels.
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Drive-thru speakers are the real masters of disguise. You place your order, and the voice that responds sounds like it's coming from another dimension. "Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger and a side of intergalactic fries, please.
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Ever notice that your car becomes a mobile storage unit? You start with a clean and organized vehicle, but after a week, it's like you're living out of your glove compartment. "Why yes, officer, I do have my high school yearbook, a frisbee, and a half-eaten granola bar in there. You never know when you might need them!
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