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There's always that one person at the party who takes the drinking game way too seriously. You know who I'm talking about. They're like, "I've been training for this my whole life." They probably have a coach and a water bottle filled with vodka in their gym bag. They're the ones turning every innocent game into a full-blown competition. "Oh, you took a shot for traveling abroad? Well, I backpacked through three continents, so bottoms up!" I'm just here trying not to spill my drink while they're training for the Olympic liver games.
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You can't forget the person who keeps changing the rules mid-game. It's like trying to play Monopoly with that friend who insists on their own set of house rules. "Wait, you said we only drink on odd-numbered cards? Well, I'm declaring an executive order: drink on evens too!" And then there's always that one person who's had a bit too much and starts making up rules that make no sense. "Okay, now, if someone winks at you, you have to finish your drink and do the Macarena." What? I didn't sign up for a dance party; I just wanted to enjoy a casual beverage!
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You know, I was at a party recently, and they had this drinking game. You know, the kind where everyone's having a good time until they're not. The game starts all innocent, like, "Take a sip if you've ever been to Europe." I'm like, "Sure, sounds fun." But then it escalates quickly! Suddenly, it's like, "Take a shot if you've ever accidentally sent a text to the wrong person." I'm over there thinking, "Is this a game or an intervention?!"
And can we talk about the person who always suggests the craziest rules? They're like, "Let's make it interesting! Take a shot every time someone says their own name." What?! By the end of the night, I'm not just drunk; I'm questioning my own identity!
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You ever have those moments where you're just minding your own business, and suddenly, you get a PTSD-style flashback to a particularly intense drinking game? You hear someone say, "Never have I ever," and you're transported back to that one night where you revealed way too much about yourself. It's like drunk therapy. "Never have I ever been arrested." Suddenly, I'm the center of attention, explaining a wild night that should've stayed buried in the depths of my memory. Can we have a drinking game where we just talk about puppies and rainbows? I think that's a game everyone can win.
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