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Drinking games are the only time where "I've never" turns into a confession booth. "I've never climbed a mountain." Everyone else takes a shot, and suddenly you're the odd one out, wondering if your life choices are questionable.
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Ever notice how in a drinking game, the mood changes when someone suggests "truth or dare"? Suddenly, it feels like a game show where the host is trying to extract your deepest, darkest secrets. "For 500 points, confess your most embarrassing moment!
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There's always that person who insists on playing the soundtrack of their teenage years during a drinking game. Congratulations, now we're all sipping to the emotional trauma of high school relationships and questionable fashion choices.
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In drinking games, the "wild card" is like the joker in a deck of cards. It could be anything from a dance-off to impersonating a famous celebrity. Next thing you know, you're trying to channel your inner Beyoncé while your friends judge your interpretive dance skills.
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Why is it that in a drinking game, someone always suggests "Never Have I Ever"? It's like playing a game to find out who's secretly a ninja or who's been to space. By the end, you're convinced your friends are leading double lives.
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Drinking games are the only time when someone can shout, "Take a shot for every bad life decision!" and everyone willingly participates, as if alcohol is the magical elixir that erases regrets. If only it were that easy at the office on Monday mornings.
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You ever notice how in a drinking game, the rules are like the secret menu at a fast-food joint? There's always that one person who's like, "Oh, you didn't know? We take a sip every time someone blinks excessively. It's in the unofficial handbook, page 27, right after the chapter on pretending to like kale smoothies.
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The designated driver at a drinking game is like the lifeguard at a pool party – watching everyone else have a great time while they stay sober and make sure nobody drowns in a sea of bad decisions.
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Why do we feel the need to scream "Cheers!" before every sip in a drinking game? It's like we're affirming our commitment to liver damage and questionable decision-making. "Cheers to adulthood – where the consequences are real, but our coping mechanisms involve alcohol.
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