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You ever notice how we're all experts at drawing conclusions? It's like our brains have this magical ability to turn the smallest piece of information into a full-blown masterpiece of assumptions. I was talking to a friend the other day, and they said, "I heard you went on a date last night." I'm like, "Yeah, it was nice." And suddenly, they're drawing conclusions like they're Picasso with a pencil. "Nice, huh? Must be serious. Are you picking out wedding colors already?" Slow down! I just had a cup of coffee with someone; I didn't sign a mortgage together.
But we all do it. We get a tiny scrap of information, and our brains start drawing these elaborate scenarios. Your boss calls you into the office, and immediately you're drawing a scene from a crime drama where you're the prime suspect for stealing office supplies.
And don't get me started on social media. You see a picture of someone on a beach, and your brain starts drawing conclusions like, "Wow, their life is perfect. They must be sipping coconut water while I'm over here struggling to open a bag of chips without spilling them everywhere.
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You ever notice how life sometimes feels like a badly scripted drama, and you're just waiting for the director to yell "cut"? It's like the universe got a hold of a giant cosmic script, and someone wrote in bold letters, "Insert conflict here: DRAW." I swear, every time things start going smoothly, life decides to draw in some drama. It's like, "Oh, you thought you could have a quiet weekend? Let me just draw in an unexpected visit from your in-laws and a leak in the roof. Enjoy!"
And don't even get me started on relationships. You meet someone, everything is going great, and then out of nowhere, they decide to draw in a disagreement about who left the toothpaste cap off. Really? Is this the conflict we're drawing into our love story? The epic saga of dental hygiene disagreements?
I'm convinced that somewhere out there, there's a cosmic writer just sitting at a typewriter, cackling away as they draw in the next plot twist in our lives. "Let's see how they handle this one—draw in a flat tire during rush hour traffic!
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You ever notice how drawing a line can be the most satisfying and terrifying thing you'll ever do? I'm not talking about art here; I'm talking about setting boundaries. It's like we're all artists of our own emotional landscapes, and sometimes you just have to draw a line in the sand. But drawing that line can be tricky. You try to establish boundaries, and suddenly you're labeled as difficult or high-maintenance. It's like, "Hey, I just drew a line because I don't want to be treated like a doormat. Is that too much to ask?"
And then there's the delicate art of drawing the line in relationships. You want to be open and communicative, but you also don't want to draw a line so fast that the other person thinks you're trying to build the Great Wall of China between you.
It's a delicate dance of drawing lines and erasing them when necessary. Because let's face it, life is all about finding that sweet spot between being a pushover and being a human fortress. And if you can master that, congratulations, you're a boundary artist!
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You ever notice how "draw" is a word that can mean so many things? I mean, we all learned it as kids, right? You draw a picture, you draw attention, you draw a conclusion. But then you grow up, and suddenly, "draw" becomes the most confusing word in the English language. I went to an art class recently, thinking I could rekindle my childhood love for drawing. The teacher said, "Alright, class, today we're going to draw." Fantastic! I thought. But then she hands out these pencils and sketchbooks. I'm looking around like, "Uh, excuse me, where are the crayons?" Apparently, once you hit adulthood, you're not allowed to use crayons anymore. It's like, "Sorry, sir, you can't draw with those. You need a graphite pencil that costs more than your monthly Netflix subscription."
So, here I am, trying to draw a landscape with shading and perspective, thinking, "Can't I just draw a stick figure and call it a day?" But no, we're in the sophisticated world of adult drawing now. And if your landscape doesn't look like the cover of a Bob Ross DVD, you're doing it wrong.
I miss the days when drawing meant making weird squiggly lines and calling it a dinosaur. Now, if I try that, people look at me like I just drew on the Mona Lisa with a permanent marker.
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