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I tried drawing a sun, and it looked like it had a bad hair day. I guess even celestial bodies have their off days, right? I can relate; we all have our moments in the cosmic beauty salon.
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Have you ever noticed that the only time you can draw a straight line without a ruler is when you're trying to prove to someone that you can't draw a straight line without a ruler?
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I tried teaching my kid how to draw, and they handed me a masterpiece that looked like a mix between a dinosaur and a spaceship. I asked them what it was, and they said, "It's you, Dad, leaving for work in the morning." Well, at least they captured my chaotic morning vibe.
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I asked my friend to draw me a map to their house, and it looked like a treasure map from a pirate movie. There were mysterious landmarks like "the giant tree that might be a little bigger now" and "the street where the mailman always whistles.
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You ever try to draw a heart, and it ends up looking more like a lopsided potato? Yeah, apparently my love is as asymmetrical as my artistic skills.
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The moment you realize your doodles during a meeting look like a secret code, and you start wondering if your subconscious is trying to communicate with aliens. "Dear extraterrestrial friends, send coffee and snacks. Over and out.
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Drawing a stick figure: the universal language of people who have no artistic skills but still want to participate in Pictionary. It's like, "Yes, I can't draw, but I can convey the essence of a person with a circle and some matchstick limbs.
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Drawing eyebrows is like playing a risky game of connect the dots on your face. One wrong move, and suddenly you're channeling your inner Picasso, but instead of art, it's confusion on your forehead.
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You ever notice how drawing a perfect circle is like trying to fold a fitted sheet? It starts with good intentions, but halfway through, you end up with a lopsided mess, and suddenly you're questioning your entire existence.
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