17 Jokes For Doobie

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Updated on: Mar 06 2025

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Why did the doobie become a detective? It had a knack for uncovering the 'highly' suspicious!
Why did the doobie bring a map to the party? It wanted to make sure it was on the 'right' roll!
Why did the doobie refuse to play hide and seek? It was always getting too wrapped up in the game!
Why did the doobie bring a pen to the party? It wanted to draw some attention!
Why did the doobie apply for a job as a comedian? It wanted to be a stand-up guy!
Why did the doobie enroll in cooking class? It wanted to learn how to roll with the best of them!
Why did the doobie go to therapy? It had too many issues to roll through on its own!

Doobie Duty

My friend handed me a doobie at a party and said, Pass it around. I thought he meant like a platter of hors d'oeuvres. I started offering it to people like, Would you care for a doobie? It pairs well with awkward small talk.

Doobie or Not Doobie

I tried rolling a doobie once, thinking I'd impress my friends. Turns out, I'm better at rolling burritos. My friends were confused, but at least we had guacamole.

Doobie Déjà Vu

Ever have that moment when someone hands you a doobie, and you swear you've been in this situation before? Either I have a time-traveling doppelgänger, or I just go to too many parties.

The Mystery of the Doobie

You ever find yourself in a situation where someone hands you a doobie, and you're not sure if it's a joint or just a friendly term for a snack? I took a bite once and suddenly the room got really mellow.

Doobie Diplomacy

I tried using a doobie to break the ice at a networking event. Turns out, not everyone appreciates a business proposal wrapped in rolling paper. Lesson learned: stick to business cards.

Doobie, Doobie, Doo!

I recently discovered that doobie is a popular term for a joint. I've been living in blissful ignorance, thinking it was just a catchy way to say dinner. No wonder people were giving me strange looks at the potluck.

The Doobie Dilemma

So, I'm at this party, and someone offers me a doobie. I'm standing there contemplating: Is this a ticket to a good time or just an unexpected trip to the principal's office? Life's full of high-stakes decisions, my friends.

The Doobie Paradox

I got invited to a '70s-themed party, and I misunderstood the memo. I showed up with a doobie thinking it was a costume accessory. Let me tell you, disco dancing with a joint doesn't quite have the same rhythm.

Doobie, or Not Doobie: That is the Question

They say life is about choices. Well, I was faced with a big one the other day: someone handed me a doobie. I thought, To puff or not to puff? Turns out, I went with to snack and had a delightful chocolate bar.

The Doobie Code

You know you're an adult when you hear someone talking about a doobie, and your first thought is, Is that a gluten-free, organic, vegan doobie? Because I'm on a diet.

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