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The Philosophical Puffer
When you're contemplating the deep questions of life with your doobie, but it only responds in smoke signals.
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If my doobie could talk, I bet it would drop some profound wisdom. Instead, it communicates in intricate smoke patterns that probably mean, "Bro, you left the pizza rolls in the oven again.
The Social Smoker
When you're trying to share your doobie, but everyone suddenly becomes an expert in joint etiquette.
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Ever notice how a joint brings out everyone's inner critic? I pass it, and suddenly, I'm getting feedback like I'm in a high-stakes performance review. "Smooth pass, bro, but work on your handoff technique.
The Stoner's Dilemma
When you're in a deep conversation with your doobie, but it keeps going up in smoke.
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My doobie is like that friend who always interrupts you when you're talking. I'm pouring my heart out about world peace, and it's like, "Hold up, let me dissipate into thin air real quick.
The Paranoid Puffer
When you're convinced your doobie is trying to expose your deepest, darkest secrets.
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My doobie is so nosy; I'm convinced it's trying to be the gossip queen of the weed community. I'm just trying to enjoy a peaceful high, and it's like, "Did you hear about the edibles scandal in the kitchen last night?
The Forgetful Smoker
When you're having a great time with your doobie, but then you forget what you were doing... and saying... and thinking.
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You ever try to have a profound conversation with your doobie, and halfway through, you're like, "Wait, what were we talking about?" It's like playing hide-and-seek with your own thoughts, and they're really good at hiding.
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