7+ Best One Liners Jokes For don't know

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I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you sleep in?

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do, I really do.

I don't know why I bother folding laundry; it's just going to get wrinkled anyway. My clothes have commitment issues.

I don't know why I always get so nervous when I meet new people. Maybe I'm just socially disoriented.

I don't know what's tighter: my jeans or my budget. Both seem to be cutting off my circulation.

I don't know if I'll ever be able to run a marathon. But I'm pretty good at walking away from responsibilities!

I don't know if I'm a night owl or an early bird. What I do know is that I'm definitely not a mourning person.

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