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You ever walk into a room and forget why you're there? It's the "don't know" dance. You stand there, looking around, hoping the reason will magically appear. Spoiler alert: It rarely does.
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Don't know" is the perfect excuse for avoiding plans. You invite a friend to something they're not interested in, and suddenly they've got a PhD in indecision. "I don't know, let me check my schedule from the 12th century.
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I don't know" is the go-to response when someone asks, "What's your spirit animal?" Seriously, who can definitively say, "I am the majestic eagle" or "I'm a wise old owl"? Most of us are just confused cats.
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Ever notice how your phone's autocorrect is basically a "don't know" expert? You type something innocent like "duck," and it's like, "Did you mean existential crisis?" No, phone, I meant duck. Stop trying to psychoanalyze me.
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I don't know" is the diplomatic way of saying, "I have absolutely no clue, but let's pretend I do." It's the ultimate poker face in the game of life.
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Ever try to assemble furniture from a certain Scandinavian store? The instructions might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics. "Insert tab A into slot B"? More like "I don't know, just hope it stands upright.
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You ask someone for directions, and they confidently start guiding you. Two turns later, they're like, "Uh, I don't know." Thanks for the adventure, GPS with commitment issues.
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The weather forecast is just a professional "I don't know." Meteorologists are like, "Expect scattered showers, unless it's clear skies, or maybe a tornado? Your guess is as good as ours." They've got the most entertaining crystal balls in the business.
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Relationships are like a game of "I don't know." "Where do you want to eat?" is a classic. You'd think we were trying to solve quantum physics with the level of uncertainty in choosing a restaurant.
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