8+ Best One Liners Jokes For domestic

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

My wife asked me to stop singing 'Wonderwall' to her. I said maybe!

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding me!

My wife accused me of being immature. Guess who's not allowed in the blanket fort anymore?

My vacuum cleaner broke up with me. It said, 'It's not you, it's your attachments.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!

I asked my dog how his day was. He said, 'Ruff.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now I have this weird Axe scent!

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