5 Jokes For Domestic

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 07 2025

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Cooking Catastrophes

Trying to impress with a home-cooked meal
I followed a recipe to the letter, but I guess my oven speaks a different language. It's not baking; it's holding my food hostage until I pay the ransom in burnt sacrifices.

The Battle of the Thermostat

War over room temperature
I tried compromising with my roommate on the thermostat. Now it's set to a temperature that's perfect for neither of us. It's the United Nations of discomfort.

Toilet Paper Quandaries

The eternal debate of over or under
I thought I'd found a compromise by switching between over and under each day. Now, my bathroom looks like a modern art installation—abstract and open to interpretation.

Laundry Dilemmas

When clothes shrink in the wash
I asked my laundry machine for a favor: "Can you wash my stress away?" It misunderstood and just shrank all my work shirts. Now, my stress has a new address on my collar.

Remote Control Wars

Battling for control of the TV remote
I thought getting a smart TV would make things easier, but now my remote control is in cahoots with the Wi-Fi, and they're conspiring against me. It's a rebellion in my living room.

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