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The Misguided Chef
Attempting to create a Southern-inspired dish without understanding the term
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I tried to impress a date by cooking a Southern-inspired dinner. When they asked what the secret ingredient was, I confidently said, "Dixie wrecked." Needless to say, there was no second date.
The Baffled Tourist
Trying to navigate a conversation about the South without causing offense
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I thought it would be fun to try some Southern slang, so I walked into a bar and said, "Y'all, my plans for the day got Dixie wrecked." The bartender just stared at me and asked, "You mean canceled?
The Clueless Historian
Misinterpreting historical events involving the South
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I decided to spice up a history lecture by saying, "The South's economy after the war was Dixie-wrecked, just like my attempts at passing this class." The professor wasn't amused, but my classmates were – at my expense.
The Confused Musician
Misunderstanding the musical context of "Dixie wrecked"
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I joined a band and suggested we cover "Dixie." The lead singer looked at me like I suggested playing out-of-tune kazoo solos. My musical aspirations were officially Dixie wrecked.
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