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Why did the dispatcher bring a map to work? For those 'lost and found' cases!
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Why did the dispatcher bring a ladder to work? For those 'high-priority' calls!
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What did the dispatch center say to the pizza place? 'We need your fastest delivery – it's a pepperoni emergency!
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Why did the police dispatcher start a bakery? They wanted to deal with a different kind of doughnut emergency!
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What's a dispatcher's favorite type of music? Anything with good 'beats' and a strong 'response'!
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I told my friend I wanted to be a 911 operator, but he said I didn't have the right tone. I guess I'll have to hang up on that dream!
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I wanted to be a dispatcher, but they said I didn't have the right 'ring' to it. I guess I'll stick to my day job!
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I called customer service, and they assured me that my complaint was dispatched to the right department. I thought, Great, my complaint is on its way to a support group where it can bond with other disgruntled complaints. Maybe they'll form a revolution, and my complaint will lead the charge.
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My friend got a job as a 911 dispatcher. I asked him how it was going, and he said, I'm great at dispatching emergencies. I thought, Well, I hope you're not as good at dispatching relationships, because that's a whole different skill set.
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I ordered something online, and the tracking said it was dispatched. I thought, Great, it's on its way! But then I realized, I have no idea what dispatched means. Is it on a plane? Is it riding a bicycle? Is it hitchhiking? I'm just picturing my package having its own little adventure.
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You ever notice how the word dispatch sounds like a superhero command? Like, I half expect to see a guy in a cape every time someone says, Dispatch, we've got a code 10-4! I'm just waiting for him to swoop in and save the day with his incredible ability to send emails at lightning speed.
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I called for a pizza the other day, and they said it was dispatched. I didn't realize I was ordering a superhero pizza. I was half-expecting Batman to show up at my door, delivering my pepperoni with a side of justice. Turns out, it was just Gary from the pizza place. Gary, the unsung hero of hunger.
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I asked my friend how he handles stress at work, and he said, I just dispatch it to the back of my mind. Well, I tried that, but my mind is like a hoarder – it never throws anything away. Now it's cluttered with unresolved issues and a bunch of dispatch labels.
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I saw a sign that said, Emergency Exit – Only to be used in case of emergency. Well, obviously! It's not like I'm planning a casual stroll through the emergency exit. I imagine someone looking at it and saying, I was going to use the regular exit, but you know what? Let's make it an emergency – time to dispatch myself out of here!
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I overheard someone saying, I need to dispatch that report by the end of the day. I couldn't help but imagine them putting on a cape, grabbing a pen like a sword, and heroically battling the procrastination dragon. Spoiler alert: the dragon usually wins.
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I tried to impress my date by using fancy words, so I casually slipped dispatch into the conversation. She looked at me and said, Are you a secret agent? I wish! I just have a talent for making mundane things sound way more exciting than they actually are.
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I got a new phone, and the salesman said, Your texts will be dispatched faster than ever. I didn't realize my messages were going on an Olympic sprint. Now I feel the pressure to come up with witty replies at lightning speed. Sorry, I can't hang out. I'm training for the texting championships.
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