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The Tech-Savvy Dispatcher
Dealing with callers who don't know the difference between a phone and a potato
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You ever have a caller who thinks 5G is a secret government code for "5 Garbage bags"? No? Just me?
The Overworked Dispatcher
Juggling calls like a circus performer
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My doctor told me I have a high-stress job. I said, "Doc, you try telling someone their pizza delivery is delayed without causing a meltdown!
The Conspiracy Theorist Dispatcher
Believing every call is a plot against them
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I once had a caller claim they were abducted by Bigfoot. I told them, "Sir, that's not an emergency. That's a reality TV pitch!
The Paranoid Dispatcher
Every ring is a potential crisis
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I tried calling my own phone once, and when I heard, "911, what's your emergency?" I panicked and said, "I lost my TV remote, send help!
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