8+ Best One Liners Jokes For discover

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be eaten by a lion or a mosquito. I'm not proud of it.

I discovered that laughter is the best medicine. Unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

I just discovered a new exercise. It's called 'running late.

I just discovered my toaster isn't waterproof. I was shocked.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

I just discovered my bed is a time machine. Every time I lay down, it's time to get up.

I discovered the secret to a happy marriage. It's still a secret.

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