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Updated on: Mar 08 2025

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Lost Tourist in a Big City

Navigating a big city with a terrible sense of direction
I tried to use a map, but it was so confusing. I asked a passerby for help, and they said, "Oh, you're holding it upside down." No wonder I ended up at the zoo instead of the museum.

Treasure Hunter

Dealing with modern technology when searching for ancient treasures
I found an ancient map that said "X marks the spot," but the GPS coordinates took me to a shopping mall. I guess the treasure was the sales at the department store. Who knew pirates were bargain hunters?

Alien Abduction Survivor

Trying to explain the abduction to skeptical friends and family
I tried to tell my boss that I couldn't come to work because I was abducted by aliens. He replied, "Nice try, Johnson. If you're going to take a day off, just say you have the flu like a normal person. No one believes in aliens!

Detective in a Mystery Novel

Trying to solve a crime in a town where everyone has a secret
The town barber gave me a cryptic clue about the murderer, but when I asked for clarification, he just said, "I'm a barber, not a detective." Maybe he's cutting hair with the wrong kind of scissors.

Time Traveler in the Present Day

Adjusting to modern technology and customs
I tried explaining the concept of time travel to a teenager, and they just said, "So, like, you're a boomer from the past?" Time travel may be cool, but dealing with generational labels is a whole different challenge.

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