6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About diets

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Why did the dieting cow break up with her boyfriend? He wasn't supportive; he was always milking it!

Why did the grape stop dieting? It was tired of raisin' the bar!

Why don't they play cards on a diet? Because of all the greens!

I'm on a diet, but my fridge is on a seafood diet. It sees food and eats it before I can!

I'm on a diet, but it's like a Bluetooth connection—every time I'm away from it, it reconnects automatically!

Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

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