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Why did the lettuce break up with the celery? It just wasn't a good 'stalk'!
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I started a chicken and vegetable diet. I've already lost two days: Fry-day and Salad-day!
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My relationship with diets is like a bad Tinder date—starts with high hopes, ends with regret, and I swear I'll never swipe right on 'salad' again.
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I tried a diet that claimed to be 'life-changing.' It was - now I'm just changing into bigger pants.
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The problem with diets is they’re a lot like a Netflix series—you start all enthusiastic, but by episode three, you're back to your old habits, binge-eating snacks.
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Diets are like that friend who's always giving unsolicited advice—annoying, hard to ignore, and somehow always around when you're eyeing that dessert.
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Diets are like a relationship with a GPS - you think you're on the right track until you make a wrong turn at 'fast food junction.'
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They say 'summer bodies are made in winter.' Well, mine must be in eternal hibernation because these diets feel like a never-ending season.
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Diets make you question reality. I mean, who knew that 'just one more bite' could have so many different meanings?
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Diets: The only time where your refrigerator becomes a 24/7 motivational speaker. 'Stay strong, resist the ice cream!'
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Ever notice how diet foods have the audacity to be labeled 'fun-size'? It's not fun; it's a tease!
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