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I bought a didgeridoo thinking it would be a unique and exotic hobby. Turns out, my neighbors don't appreciate the soothing sounds of a dying moose in the middle of a suburban neighborhood.
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The didgeridoo is like the ancient Australian version of Bluetooth. Instead of syncing devices, you sync your chakras while making strange noises with a wooden tube.
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Ever notice how didgeridoos make you feel like you're in the middle of a nature documentary? "And here we have the elusive suburbanite attempting to channel his inner Outback adventurer...
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The didgeridoo is like the original social distancing tool. You have to stand at least three feet away just to avoid accidentally inhaling someone else's vibes.
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I tried playing the didgeridoo for my cat, thinking she'd appreciate the cultural experience. She just gave me that look like, "Please, Karen, spare me the avant-garde nonsense.
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The didgeridoo is the only instrument that can make you question your lung capacity. You start playing, and suddenly you're contemplating if you should've trained for a marathon instead.
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You ever notice how the didgeridoo is the one instrument that's impossible to play casually? You can't just bust it out at a family gathering like, "Oh, don't mind me, just summoning ancestral spirits in the living room.
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Didgeridoo players must have the strongest lips in the world. Forget the gym; just pick up one of these instruments if you want to sculpt your own lip biceps.
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Didgeridoos are the original wind instruments. Forget about flutes; real musicians play something that sounds like a didgeridoo caught in a time loop.
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