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The Confused Tourist
Navigating the Didgeridoo Dilemma
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I asked a local how to play the didgeridoo, and they said, "Mate, it's all about circular breathing." I've been practicing, but now I'm lightheaded and more confused than ever. I didn't sign up for didgeridoo yoga!
The Environmental Activist
Didgeridoo Dilemmas in Conservation
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Someone asked me to sign a petition to ban the use of didgeridoos in music. Apparently, they thought didgeridoos were an endangered species. I had to break the news that they're just instruments, not animals. Save the didgeridoo, but maybe not in that way.
The Wildlife Explorer
Didgeridoo Dangers in the Outback
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I heard that playing the didgeridoo could attract a mate. Tried it, and let me tell you, the only thing it attracted was a curious emu and a group of judgmental koalas. Romance level: zero.
The Music Store Employee
Didgeridoo Dilemmas in the Shop
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Someone asked me for a discount on a didgeridoo, claiming it was broken. I inspected it, and it was fine. When I asked what was wrong, they said, "Well, it doesn't fit in my pocket." Who carries a didgeridoo in their pocket?
The Overenthusiastic Dad
Didgeridoo Drama at the Family Talent Show
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Thought it would be a good idea to bring the didgeridoo to the family reunion. Let's just say Uncle Bob's harmonica solo wasn't the weirdest musical choice that day. Didgeridoo vs. Kazoo: Battle of the Weird Instruments.
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