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Did it hurt when you fell off your bike? Because I heard relationships are a lot like riding a bicycle – wobbly at first!
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Did it hurt when you stepped on that banana peel? Because falling for you is a slippery slope!
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Did it hurt when you got your hand stuck in the cookie jar? Because love can be as sweet and sticky as chocolate chip cookies!
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Did it hurt when you burned your toast? Because sometimes love can be a little too toasty!
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Did it hurt when you broke up with your GPS? Because you seem lost without it!
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Did it hurt when you tripped over that cornfield? Because that's a-maize-ing!
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Someone asked me, Did it hurt? And I said, Not as much as the day I discovered my parents' secret stash of embarrassing baby photos. Turns out, my fashion sense was questionable even before I could talk.
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Did it hurt? Oh, you must be talking about the time I tried cooking for the first time. Let's just say, the fire alarm was cheering me on. It hurt my pride more than the smoke hurt my eyes.
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Someone asked me, Did it hurt? I thought they were talking about my breakup. Turns out, they were just asking about the time I walked into a glass door because I was too busy checking myself out. Talk about a bruised ego and a bruised nose!
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Did it hurt? Oh, you must be asking about the time I tried to parallel park. Let's just say, my car ended up looking like it survived a tornado, and the only thing hurt was my pride and the paint job.
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Did it hurt? Well, not as much as the time I accidentally sent a text meant for my best friend to my boss. Turns out, autocorrect has a sense of humor, and my job almost had a sense of vacancy.
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Did it hurt? Yeah, the day I decided to assemble IKEA furniture by myself. Whoever said it's like adult LEGO clearly never ended up with a bookshelf that looks more like modern art than functional furniture.
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You know, someone asked me, Did it hurt? I thought they were talking about the time I tried to impress my crush with a dance move. Let's just say, my moves were more like a confused penguin on roller skates. Ouch, my dignity.
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Someone asked me, Did it hurt? And I said, Not as much as the day I realized I've been singing the wrong lyrics to my favorite song for years. I thought it was 'Hold me closer, Tony Danza.' Turns out, Elton John had a different idea.
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You know, someone asked me, Did it hurt? And I said, Well, not as much as realizing that I've been paying for a gym membership for the past six months and haven't been there once. That hurts the wallet more than my attempt at getting fit!
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