7+ Best One Liners Jokes For dictator

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Why did the dictator go to the comedy club? He wanted to see if he could control the laughs!

What's a dictator's favorite type of math? Division!

Why did the dictator become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to rule the punchlines!

How does a dictator like his coffee? With absolute power and a touch of dictatorship!

Why did the dictator go to therapy? He needed someone to 'dictate' his feelings!

I asked my dictator friend for some advice. He said, 'Seize the day, but only after seizing the power!

What did the dictator say to his reflection? 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most powerful of them all? Oh right, it's me!

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