6 Jokes For Diarrhoea

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Updated on: Jul 20 2025

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a plumber because I deal with a lot of crap!
Why did the stomach apply for a job? It wanted to be in charge of all bowel movements!
Why did the smartphone go to the doctor? It had a case of app-endicitis and couldn't stop running!
I used to be afraid of diarrhea, but then I realized it's just my stomach's way of hitting the delete button!
What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house? The living room, especially during a bout of diarrhea!
Why don't secret agents ever suffer from diarrhea? Because they always keep their movements classified!

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