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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild night is hoping that questionable street food won't lead to a midnight rendezvous with your porcelain throne. Ah, the thrill of the unknown!
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Diarrhea is the true test of your friendship. If someone willingly brings you a Gatorade and a magazine while you're battling the storm in the bathroom, you know you've found a keeper.
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Diarrhea is the ultimate travel companion. Forget about tour guides or travel apps – just follow your stomach's lead, and it'll take you on an adventure you never signed up for.
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Diarrhea is like the rebellious teenager of bodily functions. It doesn't care about your plans or your schedule. It just shows up whenever it feels like it, and you're left dealing with the aftermath.
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You ever notice how your stomach sounds like a percussion section during a diarrhea episode? It's like your body is auditioning for a new beat in a toilet symphony.
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Diarrhea is like a ninja. It strikes silently and without warning. One minute you're peacefully reading a book on the couch, and the next, you're on a mad dash to the bathroom like your life depends on it.
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Diarrhea is like a surprise guest on a reality show. It can turn any ordinary day into an episode of "Extreme Bathroom Makeover" without any warning. You might not get new furniture, but you'll definitely have a memorable experience.
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You ever notice how diarrhea has the audacity to strike when you're in the most inconvenient places? It's like, "Oh, you're at a fancy dinner party? Perfect time for a surprise sprint to the bathroom!
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Diarrhea is the only time you'll find yourself frantically reading the fine print on a public restroom door, desperately searching for the Wi-Fi password, just to distract yourself from the chaos happening inside.
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