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Diana wanted to be a hairdresser, but every time she picked up the scissors, things got a little hairy!
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Why did Diana become a detective? She heard it was a great way to uncover the punchlines!
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Diana tried to be a baker, but every time she made a pun, the jokes fell flatbread.
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Why did Diana start a band with vegetables? She wanted to turnip the beet!
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Why did Diana bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
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Diana decided to become a gardener, but her plants kept wilting. Turns out, she was too good at throwing shade!
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Why did Diana bring a ladder to the gym? She heard it was a great way to step up her fitness game!
Diana, the Ghost of Comedy Past
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Diana thinks I should study classic comedians. I'm like, Sure, I'll just summon the ghost of George Carlin for some one-liner tips. Just your typical Saturday night seance.
Diana's Spectral Heckling
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Diana's a supportive ghost writer, but she also heckles from the afterlife. I'll be mid-joke, and suddenly there's this faint Boo! I'm like, Diana, I can't even escape hecklers in the afterlife?
Diana, the Ghostly Muse
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You ever have a ghost writer named Diana? Yeah, she's more like a spectral stand-up coach. I tell a joke, and she gives me this ethereal thumbs up. It's like having Casper with a thesaurus.
Diana, the Apparition Agent
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Diana's convinced she can get me a gig in the afterlife comedy club. I'm like, Great, do they have a two-drink minimum or a 'boo'-drink minimum?
Diana, the Phantom Editor
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Diana's my ghost writer, but she's also a bit of an editor. She doesn't just correct my grammar; she haunts my dreams, making sure every punchline is scream-worthy.
Diana, the Unseen Audience
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My ghost writer, Diana, claims she's my biggest fan. I'm like, Great, how about you show up to a show for once? Front row, though. I want a ghostly standing ovation.
Diana's Supernatural Writer's Block
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Diana's been giving me writer's block lately. Yeah, ghost writer's block. It's like, Diana, I need you to stop haunting me and start writing some killer punchlines.
Diana, the Phantom Critic
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Diana critiques my performances from the shadows. She's like my own personal comedy ghost whisperer. I'll finish a set, and she'll be like, You should have gone with the 'polter-giggle,' not the 'specter-snicker.'
Diana's Spooky Stand-up Tips
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Diana suggested I use more ghostly expressions in my act. So now, instead of saying I killed it on stage, I say, I really haunted that mic.
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