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You ever meet a Diana who's a thrill-seeker? I mean, imagine skydiving with Diana – "We're free-falling, and she's discussing the aerodynamics of our descent. Diana, I'm just trying not to scream too loudly!
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I've got this friend Diana who insists on always having perfect lighting for photos. I'm like, "Diana, I'm just trying to survive the harsh reality of fluorescent office lights, and you're out here summoning the golden hour for your selfies.
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Diana, you know you've made it when you're the go-to name for princesses and superheroes. I can't even get my cat to respond to his own name, and Diana has kingdoms and galaxies acknowledging her greatness.
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You ever notice how the name Diana is always associated with grace and elegance? I mean, if I had a friend named Diana, I'd probably nickname her 'Clumsy' just to keep things interesting. "Oh, here comes Diana, the queen of tripping over air.
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I was talking to my friend Diana the other day, and she said she believes in ghosts. I told her, "Well, you already have a ghostwriter, so you're halfway there!
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Ever notice how people with the name Diana are always so diplomatic? Like, they could negotiate peace between two arguing squirrels. "Hold on, guys, there's enough acorns for everyone!
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I asked Diana what her superpower would be if she were a superhero. She said, "The ability to find matching socks in the laundry." Move over, Superman, we've got a real hero in the house.
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You ever meet someone named Diana and think, "Is your life just a constant battle against evil villains?" I mean, I have mundane problems, and here comes Diana fighting off supervillains like it's just another Tuesday.
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My buddy Diana is always talking about healthy eating and organic food. Meanwhile, I'm over here thinking a balanced diet means having a slice of pizza in each hand. Sorry, Diana, my hands are full of deliciousness.
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