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Updated on: Aug 17 2024

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Let's talk about the gym. I recently joined a gym because I heard it's a great way to stay fit. Spoiler alert: it's also a great way to feel inadequate.
{"I went to the gym and saw people lifting weights like it was no big deal. I struggle to lift
Let's talk about technology. I recently got a smart home device, and it's so smart that it's making me feel dumb. I asked it to play some jazz, and it starts listing all the famous jazz musicians. I'm like, "I just wanted some background music, not a history lesson."
{"My
Adulting is hard, isn't it? I recently moved into a new place, and let me tell you, putting together IKEA furniture should be an Olympic sport. The instructions were like a puzzle designed by someone who speaks a different language – oh wait, they were.
{"I thought I was assembling
Alright, folks, let's talk about modern dating. I recently tried online dating, and I swear, it's like online shopping for a soulmate. "Oh, this one has great reviews and a 4.8-star rating, let's add them to the cart!" But then, when you finally meet in person, it's like you ordered

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