7+ Best One Liners Jokes For dialogue

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I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick. She still isn't talking to me!

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit Kat gifs!

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