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I invited a bunch of vegetables to my party, but none of them showed up. I guess they all had prior carrot commitments.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. It's a much more tasteful approach.

I told my friend he should try eating books. He said he'd rather stick to his usual diet, but I guess he just can't resist a good paperback lunch.

Why don't eggs tell each other secrets? Because they might crack up!

I tried to eat a clock the other day. It was time-consuming, and I was really hungry, but I just couldn't finish it. It was too much to digest.

I tried to eat a cloud once. It was a bit mist-y.

I wanted to make a belt out of watches, but it was just a waist of time. Now I'm stuck with a clock in my pants.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. It's like my laptop is hangry for a holiday.

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