6 Jokes For Devour

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Updated on: Jul 22 2024

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I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
What did the grape say before being devoured? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What did one plate say to another? Tonight, dinner's on me!
My refrigerator is a master of disguise. Every time I open it, it's like a game of hide-and-eat.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. It's a real fin-tastic way to live!
I asked the waiter if they had frog legs for dinner. He said, 'No, we just hop straight to the main course.

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